Any restaurant. Without fail, my kids NEED to use the washroom as soon as the food arrives. As a parent I’m not only used to eating my food cold, my taste buds have evolved to extract maximum flavor from cold, stale food consumed at Ludicrous Speed. My real problem with the visit from the Pee-Pee Fairy is having to take my children into the cesspool of filth commonly known as the Public Washroom.
I’ve never understood why public washrooms are always so disgusting. At school and at home I’m always talking about how part of being a good person is making the right choices even when no one is looking.
To the degenerate who urinates everywhere except in the toilet, the angry homophobe who scratches poorly drawn genitalia and messages of hate into the stall walls, and to Dysentery Jackson Pollock, I ask:
What the hell is wrong with you?
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Seems like it is more of an issue in men’s rooms. Most of the women’s facilities I’ve visited are decent.
But, I will say your “What the hell is wrong with you?” phrase is applicable to men and women in equal numbers and many, many situations!
Kudos on evolving to appreciate cold food. I developed an ability to appreciate a movie more if I missed several 20 minute segments during the screening. More challenging that way!
My husband refuses to take the girls to the men’s room because he says that it will take him an hour to make a birds nest worthy of my children. When he’s alone with the girls he will only go places that have a lavatory that he can take the girls into without worrying about random Jackson Pollock in his dysentery phase art sprayed everywhere. Why are boys rooms so yucky? I mean, theoretically women use the bathroom a lot more (hence the fact that there is ALWAYS a line).
I’m with you! Disgusting bathrooms are really unnerving as a parent! I think the problem is there seems to be far too many people with way too much time on their hands. I mean who stays in a public bathroom long enough to create this “art”?
Stop eating at Waffle House.
Seriously though, having worked lots and lots of food service I can say, if the bathroom looks like that, you don’t even want to dream of what the kitchen looks like. Eat elsewhere. And don’t ever ever ever order chicken in a place like this. Ever.